Goldfish

We watched a few episodes of this while on vacation last week, and boy was it terrific. Apart from Mitch, the most annoying ape of all time, and Jimmy, the depressed woman disguised as a little boy. Other than that it was fan-effing-tastic.

Explaining Tuesday

My favourite rhyme here is "tequila" with "disappeeah".

Odd how this little cautionary tale carries that unmistakeable mood with it - you know, the one that says "hey, let's all go get hammered."

Ed, I'm looking at you.

Arsinee Khanjian would look hot in a paper bag.

So what I'm saying, I guess, is the whole thing is not exactly fair.

Ordinarily I wouldn't post some interview, but would wait for an actual clip. However, this being a Canadian film, upon production it was quickly whisked away to the appropriate black hole.

This is a very good Canadian film though. I'm trying to make the effort, cultural support, right?

My only beef: Grandma and her daughter look pretty damn close in age. I am not fooled by the sleek white hair, lady.

That 'Spawn' guy knows nothing, nothing!

Last week on Granville St we spotted a set of Freddie dolls. And a Kurt Cobain. Dull. Anyway, Freddie of course is not dull, and they had him both long haired and smooth, and short haired and bemustached. BUT, they did not have awesome vacuuming Freddie, nor did they have weird naked dalmatian Freddie.

Seriously, facial hair Barbie - I would have that pre-ordered so fast my credit card would gasp in alarm.

How to never annoy me

Whacked out Hitchcock imitations and men in dresses, blended heavily with Jennifer Jason Leigh.

Faith No More is sort of the Jonathan Richman of the fun metal world, in that they have massive amounts of integrity and cred. Also their frontman is kind of adorable. This never hurts.

Why didn't this song become a more enduring hit? It should have been on every '90s weekend the local rock radio station ever did. Instead they're playing 'Epic', and only 'Epic'. This is what can only be described as a gross injustice.

It's possible my math is off

This came on in the car a couple of hours ago and I got all excited and reached for the volume knob. Almost instinctively.

"Why do you love this song so much?"

Hey, that's a good question. I don't know... is it the rap video full of long-hairs? The princess leia guy? Twiggy Ramirez? The bleeped swearing and gratuitously cranked-out guitar riffs? I take it back, your question is stupid.